NZ GENERAL 823 RE TURN YOUR FAVOURITE WEBSITE INTO PORN
From: Peter Metcalfe (metcalph@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Turn your favourite website into porn.
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2003 20:11:57 +1200


In article <N6KWa.103305$JA5.2253157@no-spam>, climbaboard@no-spam says...
> http://www.pornolize.com/
> > No offense meant anybody.
> Please don't ask me what I am on.

Halicion?

--Peter Metcalfe















From: "Tilly" (climbaboard@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Turn your favourite website into porn.
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2003 20:17:16 +1200

Peter Metcalfe wrote:
> In article <N6KWa.103305$JA5.2253157@no-spam>,
> climbaboard@no-spam says...
>> http://www.pornolize.com/
>>
>> No offense meant anybody.
>> Please don't ask me what I am on.
>
> Halicion?

Nah..it's just the imp in me.

Tilly --
climbaboard@no-spam

From: "RK" (user@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Turn your favourite website into porn.
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2003 21:36:47 +1200

"Tilly" <climbaboard@no-spam> wrote in message news:N6KWa.103305$JA5.2253157@no-spam > http://www.pornolize.com/
>
> No offense meant anybody.
> Please don't ask me what I am on.
>
> For an introduction try >
>
> news.bbc.co.uk > grc.com/
>
> Tilly > climbaboard@no-spam
This is the best thing you have ever posted Tilly!

I just convinced my partner that trademe had been hacked and she was like "Oh wow!!!"


From: Laurie Fleming (feiraul@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Turn your favourite website into porn.
Date: Sat, 02 Aug 2003 21:45:21 +1200

In article <N6KWa.103305$JA5.2253157@no-spam>,
"Tilly" <climbaboard@no-spam> wrote:

> http://www.pornolize.com/
> > No offense meant anybody.
> Please don't ask me what I am on.
> > For an introduction try > > > news.bbc.co.uk > grc.com/
> > Tilly > climbaboard@no-spam > I ran it on my own website, and I was amazed. Appalled. Hugely amused.

Very good. Tasteless? I think so.


From: "Tilly" (climbaboard@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Turn your favourite website into porn.
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2003 21:49:48 +1200

RK wrote:
>
> Try doing govt websites or party websites - the Labour.org site > through this thing was excellent!

Try National !!!!!! ROTFLMAO
Welcome to the National "Fannyfarmer" Party's official website
"Spanking scheme misses the target
"National says the fingerfucking Government's Kiwibank home loan insurance scheme may help around 1800 New "Dirk Diggler" Felchs buy their first home,
but it smacks nothing for thousands of state house tenants titty fucked into the rental trap. " CONTD
http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%
3A%2F%2Fwww.national.org.nz%2F&submit=submit
There is a lot of entertainment to be had from
http://www.pornolize.com/

Tilly
--
climbaboard@no-spam

From: "RK" (user@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Turn your favourite website into porn.
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2003 21:57:18 +1200

"Tilly" <climbaboard@no-spam> wrote in message news:1PLWa.103384$JA5.2254430@no-spam > RK wrote:
> >
> > Try doing govt websites or party websites - the Labour.org site > > through this thing was excellent!
>
>
> Try National !!!!!! ROTFLMAO >
>
> Welcome to the National "Fannyfarmer" Party's official website >
> "Spanking scheme misses the target <snip>

it reminds me of this engine I found a few years back:

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/

I always loved the "jive" one
(slap ma fro')


From: Nicolaas Hawkins (raptor@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Turn your favourite website into porn.
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2003 10:02:34 +0000 (UTC)

"RK" <user@no-spam> wrote in news:JVLWa.8801$9f7.1034018@no-spam
> > "Tilly" <climbaboard@no-spam> wrote in message > news:1PLWa.103384$JA5.2254430@no-spam >> RK wrote:
>> >
>> > Try doing govt websites or party websites - the Labour.org site >> > through this thing was excellent!
>>
>>
>> Try National !!!!!! ROTFLMAO >>
>>
>> Welcome to the National "Fannyfarmer" Party's official website >>
>> "Spanking scheme misses the target > <snip>
> > it reminds me of this engine I found a few years back:
> > http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
> > I always loved the "jive" one > > (slap ma fro')
> > >
Small things ........

-- -Nicolaas

From: Enkidu (enkidu@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Turn your favourite website into porn.
Date: Sat, 02 Aug 2003 22:34:14 +1200

On Sat, 2 Aug 2003 21:42:25 +1200, "RK" <user@no-spam> wrote:
>
>Try doing govt websites or party websites - the Labour.org site through this >thing was excellent!
>
I did National's. Quite funny.
By the way, if you refresh the page, it changes.

Cheers,

Cliff --
Signed and sealed with Great Seal of the Executive Council of the Internet, by The Master of The Net.


From: "Sue Bilstein" (sue_bilstein@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Turn your favourite website into porn.
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2003 23:06:29 +1200

"Tilly" <climbaboard@no-spam> wrote in message news:N6KWa.103305$JA5.2253157@no-spam > http://www.pornolize.com/
>
> No offense meant anybody.
> Please don't ask me what I am on.
>
> For an introduction try >
>
> news.bbc.co.uk > grc.com/
>

Unfortunately it got indigestion from http://jsefton.users1.50megs.com/whoswho.html - got an Internal Server Error.

But good news for John S: type "who's who nz politics" into Google & press "I'm feeling lucky".


From: "Tilly" (climbaboard@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Turn your favourite website into porn.
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2003 23:11:19 +1200

Sue Bilstein wrote:

http://jsefton.users1.50megs.com/whoswho.html worked for me Sue..Try again.

Tilly --
climbaboard@no-spam

From: R. G. 'Stumpy' Marsh (rmarsh@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Turn your favourite website into porn.
Date: Sun, 03 Aug 2003 00:17:56 +1200

In message <bgg27p$jki$1@no-spam>, Nicolaas Hawkins <raptor@no-spam> wrote:

>Small things ........

...amuse all minds.

It's just that some snobs won't admit it.
(Not that any given "small thing" will amuse any given mind, mind.)

Stumpy.
-- R.G. "Stumpy" Marsh Timaru, New Zealand <http://marsh.orcon.net.nz/>


From: "John Sefton" (js64@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Turn your favourite website into porn.
Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2003 07:17:36 +1000

"Sue Bilstein" <sue_bilstein@no-spam> wrote in message news:_RMWa.103435$JA5.2255374@no-spam > "Tilly" <climbaboard@no-spam> wrote in message > news:N6KWa.103305$JA5.2253157@no-spam > > http://www.pornolize.com/
> >
> > No offense meant anybody.
> > Please don't ask me what I am on.
> >
> > For an introduction try > >
> >
> > news.bbc.co.uk > > grc.com/
> >
>
> Unfortunately it got indigestion from > http://jsefton.users1.50megs.com/whoswho.html - got an Internal Server > Error.

Heh, heh, heh!

> But good news for John S: type "who's who nz politics" into Google & press > "I'm feeling lucky".

Takes you straight there, just like clicking your heels together and saying,
"There's no place like home!" Marvellous! :^)