I've just starting remembering all those horrific visits to the dental
nurse that I made in the past. They're given me fucken nightmares
worse than you can imagine. I'm waking myself up in the middle of the
night with screams of absolute horror and the stench of rotting fish
in my nostrils. Now I can't face the thought of sex with any woman
after enduring all that sadistic satanic ritual abuse in the dental
clinic 'CHAIR'. I want FUCKEN compensation. Where do I apply?
"paulsy" <paulsy@no-spam> wrote in message
news:3f4d30ee.5985061@no-spam
> I've just starting remembering all those horrific visits to the dental
> nurse that I made in the past. They're given me fucken nightmares
> worse than you can imagine. I'm waking myself up in the middle of the
> night with screams of absolute horror and the stench of rotting fish
> in my nostrils. Now I can't face the thought of sex with any woman
> after enduring all that sadistic satanic ritual abuse in the dental
> clinic 'CHAIR'. I want FUCKEN compensation. Where do I apply?
Try the one legged lesbian.. Ask her nicely and tell us what happens!
R
paulsy wrote:
> I've just starting remembering all those horrific visits to the dental
> nurse that I made in the past. They're given me fucken nightmares
> worse than you can imagine. I'm waking myself up in the middle of the
> night with screams of absolute horror and the stench of rotting fish
> in my nostrils. Now I can't face the thought of sex with any woman
> after enduring all that sadistic satanic ritual abuse in the dental
> clinic 'CHAIR'. I want FUCKEN compensation. Where do I apply?
Yes, my dentist is some foul old dyke slapper with the most heinous pair
of tits you've probably ever seen. I think I was impotent for a week
after viewing that piece of work.
Compared to that fetid skank, my traumatic day at McDonalds was a walk
in the park. I still have problems sleeping since that day however. I'm
still bitter at the mocking I received as well, I might add.
--
Idiot: "You are what you eat"
Bobs: "Tell me, have you ever eaten pussy?"
Idiot: "Yeah. All the time"
Bobs: "Case closed"
(see Bobs' Book of Quotes)
On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 04:28:16 GMT, paulsy@no-spam (paulsy) wrote:
>I've just starting remembering all those horrific visits to the dental
>nurse that I made in the past. They're given me fucken nightmares
>worse than you can imagine. I'm waking myself up in the middle of the
>night with screams of absolute horror and the stench of rotting fish
>in my nostrils. Now I can't face the thought of sex with any woman
>after enduring all that sadistic satanic ritual abuse in the dental
>clinic 'CHAIR'. I want FUCKEN compensation. Where do I apply?
You must have been a kid at the time, so wojer whining mick-lay would
be a good start. Can we get him back as kiddies kounseller? I reckon I
have a similar claim. I see an opportunity. I smell money.
A man walked into the doctor's, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several
places." The doctor said, "Well, don't go there any more."
"paulsy" <paulsy@no-spam> wrote in message
news:3f4d30ee.5985061@no-spam
: I've just starting remembering all those horrific visits to the dental
: nurse that I made in the past. They're given me fucken nightmares
: worse than you can imagine. I'm waking myself up in the middle of the
: night with screams of absolute horror and the stench of rotting fish
: in my nostrils. Now I can't face the thought of sex with any woman
: after enduring all that sadistic satanic ritual abuse in the dental
: clinic 'CHAIR'. I want FUCKEN compensation. Where do I apply?
On Wed, 27 Aug 2003 17:52:08 +1200, Bobs <blah@no-spam> wrote:
>
>paulsy wrote:
>> I've just starting remembering all those horrific visits to the dental
>> nurse that I made in the past. They're given me fucken nightmares
>> worse than you can imagine. I'm waking myself up in the middle of the
>> night with screams of absolute horror and the stench of rotting fish
>> in my nostrils. Now I can't face the thought of sex with any woman
>> after enduring all that sadistic satanic ritual abuse in the dental
>> clinic 'CHAIR'. I want FUCKEN compensation. Where do I apply?
>
>Yes, my dentist is some foul old dyke slapper with the most heinous pair
>of tits you've probably ever seen. I think I was impotent for a week
>after viewing that piece of work.
>
I must have been lucky; I only remember the old slow drill; the nurses
have evaporated from my mind.
But I'm sure with a little memory "reccovery" hypnosis.....
My current dennis is a polite, businesslike Scotswoman with a ready
smile, and she used to have an assistant with the most mesmerising
pair of blue eyes I've ever encountered. Sadly, she's moved on.
And the surgeon who took out my apppendix could have won Miss NZ hands
down (well, if the judges had had any taste; she was a little on the
short side.)
You were just unlucky, Bobs.
Steve B.
"It had gangrene on it!"
A nurse friend who happened to be assisting at the
time. I've never let her forget that memorable piece
of bedside manner.
In <3f4d30ee.5985061@no-spam>, (paulsy) wrote:
>I've just starting remembering all those horrific visits to the dental
>nurse that I made in the past. They're given me fucken nightmares
>worse than you can imagine. I'm waking myself up in the middle of the
>night with screams of absolute horror and the stench of rotting fish
>in my nostrils. Now I can't face the thought of sex with any woman
>after enduring all that sadistic satanic ritual abuse in the dental
>clinic 'CHAIR'. I want FUCKEN compensation. Where do I apply?
Didn't quite make me gay, but I do still feel physically sick when I see a
woman in white stockings...
Geoff
--
Actually, I do have spots.
