Ed Maier <takethisout_evmaier@no-spam> wrote in message news:<c579k1$40m@no-spam>...
> Real men of the world, stand up, scratch your butt, belch, and yell
> "ENOUGH!" I hereby announce the start of a new offensive in the culture
> wars, the Retrosexual movement.
>
> The Code:
>
> A Retrosexual, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.
>
> A Retrosexual opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that
> term only because they are female.
>
> A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home,
> or a natural disaster ...
> ...
>
> When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a
> pregnant woman, hell, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and
> offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called
> men still in their seats with a disgusted "you punks" look on his face.
>
> ...
>
> A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but
> any elderly person or person in military dress (except officers above
> 2nd Lt)
Those men who think this sort of thing is "cool" are in for a rude
awakening because here are some additional terms of being a
"Retrosexual" that you didn't bargain for but which are part of the
"package" anyway ...
When you have a disagreement with your wife/girlfriend and she
decides to falsely accuse you of "domestic violence" (just to "put you
back in line"), and they arrest you without even hearing your side of
the story, you can just DEAL WITH IT!
If you're married and subsequently get divorced and they pin you with
alimony just because you're a man and she's a woman, and even if she
makes more money than you, you can just DEAL WITH IT!
If you have any kids, or if your girlfriend or ex-wife gets pregnant
and decides to pin child-support on you even if you weren't the
father, you can just DEAL WITH IT!
If you lose your job (or get turned down for one) just because they
prefer to hire women (even if they're less qualified than you for the
job), and you lapse into poverty or homelessness, well ... you can
just DEAL WITH IT!
If they ever bring back the military draft and you happen to be of
that age range, you might be involuntarily shipped off to fight on the
front lines and have your life put in jeopardy (something that women
are not required to do), and you might come back in a box or with
missing limbs. But, hey, you can just DEAL WITH IT!
You see, being polite and courteous to women is commendable in the
same way as being polite and courteous to ANYONE, male or female. But
when men inconvenience themselves (and in some cases inconvenience
other men) for the convenience of women they don't even know, then
they are fools (at best). Why are they doing this? Do they expect to
be automatically better treated by other women (as if other women
automatically know or even care that he did this "good deed")? Do they
expect to be rewarded by "God"?
The hard reality is, expecting some sort of payoff from sacrificing
yourself for a woman you don't even know is like expecting a tiger not
to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
WOW! I be glad I ain't one of them Retread sex guys or whatevers. I am
old enough that I still treat women like Ladies. When I hold the door
open for them and they don't acknowledge it, I just smile and say "Fu*ck
You very much" or "You are Fu*king Welcome. I still consider women as
someone nice to snuggle with on them cold winter nights and someone that
can be the Best Friend a man could ever have, iffn he treats her with
Respect and Listens.
Robert(crusty old Texan)
because you are a vegetarian.
