AUS CARS 13333 OT NEW SEX SURVEY MAKES ME PROUD TO BE AUSTRALIAN
From: "Diesel Damo" (Diesel_4WD@no-spam)
Subject: OT: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: 14 Apr 2005 17:55:07 -0700


<http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/23214.htm#121>

"As far as lesbian experiences go, Aussie gals are the most experimental - 43 percent said they'd had at least one, followed by Brits, 42 percent; Germans, 41 percent; and Americans, 39 percent."




















From: "Noddy" (dg4163@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 01:15:09 GMT

"Diesel Damo" <Diesel_4WD@no-spam> wrote in message news:1113526507.119325.150510@no-spam > <http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/23214.htm#121>
>
> "As far as lesbian experiences go, Aussie gals are the most > experimental - 43 percent said they'd had at least one, followed by > Brits, 42 percent; Germans, 41 percent; and Americans, 39 percent."

Where the fuck are all these women?

I've been trying to get my wife to bring home one of her workmates for ages, but I guess she must be one of the 57% who didn't reply to the survey :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.

From: "Diesel Damo" (Diesel_4WD@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: 14 Apr 2005 18:30:57 -0700

Noddy wrote:
> Where the fuck are all these women?

In Sydney's west and in The Blue Mountains, from memory ;-)


From: "Clockmeister" (no-one@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 09:55:25 +0800

"Diesel Damo" <Diesel_4WD@no-spam> wrote in message news:1113526507.119325.150510@no-spam > <http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/23214.htm#121>
>
> "As far as lesbian experiences go, Aussie gals are the most > experimental - 43 percent said they'd had at least one, followed by > Brits, 42 percent; Germans, 41 percent; and Americans, 39 percent."
>

87% of people lie when answering questions in surveys, negating all such results :-)

(stat made up, like most others)


From: "Diesel Damo" (Diesel_4WD@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: 14 Apr 2005 18:58:09 -0700

Clockmeister wrote:
> (stat made up, like most others)
Now you're just ruining my fun! =)


From: "Clockmeister" (no-one@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 10:16:18 +0800

"Diesel Damo" <Diesel_4WD@no-spam> wrote in message news:1113530289.206290.289250@no-spam > Clockmeister wrote:
> > (stat made up, like most others)
>
> Now you're just ruining my fun! =)
>

Bwaaahhaaahaa :-)


From: "Knobdoodle" (knobdoodle@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 13:11:03 +1000

"Diesel Damo" <Diesel_4WD@no-spam> wrote:
> "As far as lesbian experiences go, Aussie gals are the most > experimental - 43 percent said they'd had at least one, followed by > Brits, 42 percent; Germans, 41 percent; and Americans, 39 percent."
>
So Aussie blokes are dud roots?
Knob

From: "Fraser Johnston" (fraser@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 11:52:08 +0800

"Clockmeister" <no-one@no-spam> wrote in message news:425f1f11$1@no-spam >
> "Diesel Damo" <Diesel_4WD@no-spam> wrote in message > news:1113526507.119325.150510@no-spam >> <http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/23214.htm#121>
>>
>> "As far as lesbian experiences go, Aussie gals are the most >> experimental - 43 percent said they'd had at least one, followed by >> Brits, 42 percent; Germans, 41 percent; and Americans, 39 percent."
>>
>
> 87% of people lie when answering questions in surveys, negating all such > results :-)
>
> (stat made up, like most others)

There is 3 types of lies. Lies, damned lies and statistics.

Fraser

From: "Fraser Johnston" (fraser@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 11:52:39 +0800

"Diesel Damo" <Diesel_4WD@no-spam> wrote in message news:1113526507.119325.150510@no-spam > <http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/23214.htm#121>
>
> "As far as lesbian experiences go, Aussie gals are the most > experimental - 43 percent said they'd had at least one, followed by > Brits, 42 percent; Germans, 41 percent; and Americans, 39 percent."
>

What is the difference between a lesbian and an elephant.

50 pounds and a red checked shirt.

Fraser

From: Toby Ponsenby (toby@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 14:49:21 +1000

On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 11:52:39 +0800, Fraser Johnston wrote:

> "Diesel Damo" <Diesel_4WD@no-spam> wrote in message > news:1113526507.119325.150510@no-spam >> <http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/23214.htm#121>
>>
>> "As far as lesbian experiences go, Aussie gals are the most >> experimental - 43 percent said they'd had at least one, followed by >> Brits, 42 percent; Germans, 41 percent; and Americans, 39 percent."
>>
> > What is the difference between a lesbian and an elephant.
> > 50 pounds and a red checked shirt.
> > Fraser
Gold!!
-- Toby.
quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur

From: Toby Ponsenby (toby@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 14:57:08 +1000

On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 13:11:03 +1000, Knobdoodle wrote:

> "Diesel Damo" <Diesel_4WD@no-spam> wrote:
>> "As far as lesbian experiences go, Aussie gals are the most >> experimental - 43 percent said they'd had at least one, followed by >> Brits, 42 percent; Germans, 41 percent; and Americans, 39 percent."
>>
> So Aussie blokes are dud roots?
> Knob
Either that....
Or the women are.
For some reason the Greeks seem to like 'em though:-)

More likely though the little aussie molls are better liars than the rest.
Operative words - 'most experimental' = bullshit magnet.

-- Toby.
quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur

From: "Diesel Damo" (Diesel_4WD@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: 14 Apr 2005 22:00:24 -0700

Toby Ponsenby wrote:
> Operative words - 'most experimental' = bullshit magnet.

True. If the word "experimental" was used in the actual question, I can't imagine too many girls willing to admit, "Yeah I'm a bit of a starfish* really". More like, "Oh no, I'm wiiIIIIIIIiiiild in bed. I'm soooo hot!"

*Starfish = just lays there spreadeagled and does nothing.


From: Toby Ponsenby (toby@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 15:07:02 +1000

On 14 Apr 2005 22:00:24 -0700, Diesel Damo wrote:

> Toby Ponsenby wrote:
>> Operative words - 'most experimental' = bullshit magnet.
> > True. If the word "experimental" was used in the actual question, I > can't imagine too many girls willing to admit, "Yeah I'm a bit of a > starfish* really". More like, "Oh no, I'm wiiIIIIIIIiiiild in bed. I'm > soooo hot!"
> > *Starfish = just lays there spreadeagled and does nothing.

???
And here's me thinking they were the brown things found under anchored boats, too;-)

-- Toby.
quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur

From: "Diesel Damo" (Diesel_4WD@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: 14 Apr 2005 22:11:49 -0700

Toby Ponsenby wrote:
> And here's me thinking they were the brown > things found under anchored boats
They're about as much fun in bed as the "starfish" I was referring to ;-)


Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 15:35:17 +1000
From: atec (atec77@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.

Toby Ponsenby wrote:
> On 14 Apr 2005 22:00:24 -0700, Diesel Damo wrote:
> > >>Toby Ponsenby wrote:
>>
>>>Operative words - 'most experimental' = bullshit magnet.
>>
>>True. If the word "experimental" was used in the actual question, I >>can't imagine too many girls willing to admit, "Yeah I'm a bit of a >>starfish* really". More like, "Oh no, I'm wiiIIIIIIIiiiild in bed. I'm >>soooo hot!"
>>
>>*Starfish = just lays there spreadeagled and does nothing.
> > > ???
> And here's me thinking they were the brown things found under anchored > boats, too;-)
> Whats that ? a diving Islander ?


From: "Michael C" (me@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 15:36:05 +1000

"Diesel Damo" <Diesel_4WD@no-spam> wrote in message news:1113541224.834371.183650@no-spam > True. If the word "experimental" was used in the actual question, I > can't imagine too many girls willing to admit, "Yeah I'm a bit of a > starfish* really". More like, "Oh no, I'm wiiIIIIIIIiiiild in bed. I'm > soooo hot!"

A survey in Germany asked people how many partners they'd had in their life. Men averaged something like 12 and the women 2. So there was either a lot of men going over the border for sex, a lot of gay men or a lot of people lying.

Michael

From: "300CE-24" (you@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 18:33:27 +0930

Really, I thought they were into male on male anal fucking?

> For some reason the Greeks seem to like 'em though:-)


From: Toby Ponsenby (toby@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 22:53:00 +1000

On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 15:36:05 +1000, Michael C wrote:

> "Diesel Damo" <Diesel_4WD@no-spam> wrote in message > news:1113541224.834371.183650@no-spam >> True. If the word "experimental" was used in the actual question, I >> can't imagine too many girls willing to admit, "Yeah I'm a bit of a >> starfish* really". More like, "Oh no, I'm wiiIIIIIIIiiiild in bed. I'm >> soooo hot!"
> > A survey in Germany asked people how many partners they'd had in their life. > Men averaged something like 12 and the women 2. So there was either a lot of > men going over the border for sex, a lot of gay men or a lot of people > lying.
> > Michael Yes, well.. but tourists, you forget the tourists...

-- Toby.
quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur

From: Toby Ponsenby (toby@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 22:53:47 +1000

On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 18:33:27 +0930, 300CE-24 wrote:

> Really, I thought they were into male on male anal fucking?
> > > >> For some reason the Greeks seem to like 'em though:-)

Err,, I'm not going any further with this one:-)

-- Toby.
quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur

From: "300CE-24" (you@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 22:41:55 +0930

Why not, its only nature! What can I do?!

"Toby Ponsenby" <toby@no-spam> wrote in message news:85oinpp238yw$.ja2ahrr6mocc.dlg@no-spam > On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 18:33:27 +0930, 300CE-24 wrote:
>
> > Really, I thought they were into male on male anal fucking?
> >
> >
> >
> >> For some reason the Greeks seem to like 'em though:-)
>
> Err,, I'm not going any further with this one:-)
>
> -- > Toby.
> quidquid latine dictum > sit, altum viditur

Date: Sat, 16 Apr 2005 00:24:59 +1000
From: atec (atec77@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.

Toby Ponsenby wrote:
> On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 18:33:27 +0930, 300CE-24 wrote:
> > >>Really, I thought they were into male on male anal fucking?
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>>For some reason the Greeks seem to like 'em though:-)
> > > Err,, I'm not going any further with this one:-)
> Thats smee's job

From: "Michael C" (me@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2005 07:47:20 +1000

"Toby Ponsenby" <toby@no-spam> wrote in message news:1bp2498mdbcza.3965armx2200$.dlg@no-spam > Yes, well.. but tourists, you forget the tourists...

So millions of female tourists are flooding in to germany to have sex with the german men? :-)

Michael

From: Toby Ponsenby (toby@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2005 10:10:21 +1000

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005 07:47:20 +1000, Michael C wrote:

> "Toby Ponsenby" <toby@no-spam> wrote in message > news:1bp2498mdbcza.3965armx2200$.dlg@no-spam >> Yes, well.. but tourists, you forget the tourists...
> > So millions of female tourists are flooding in to germany to have sex with > the german men? :-)
> > Michael
With the numbers provided that seems to be one of the many possibilities....

-- Toby.
quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur

From: "Michael C" (me@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2005 11:47:28 +1000

"Toby Ponsenby" <toby@no-spam> wrote in message news:1s87mlu4bwfa5$.1j9w3yz1ukytl$.dlg@no-spam > With the numbers provided that seems to be one of the many > possibilities....

Life in germany can't be all bad.

Michael

From: athol (me@no-spam)
Subject: Re: New sex survey makes me proud to be Australian.
Date: 18 Apr 2005 03:03:36 GMT

Michael C <me@no-spam> wrote:

> So millions of female tourists are flooding in to germany to have sex with > the german men? :-)

Well, there was this one Roumanian woman I knew who lived in Germany for a couple of years... She liked them young and inexperienced...

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