They say banking is like sex.
The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
Bob Hope said that line in 1951
"Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
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> They say banking is like sex.
> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>
>
Date: Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:37:24 +1000
homer wrote:
> Bob Hope said that line in 1951
>
>
> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
>> They say banking is like sex.
>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>
>>
>
>
Didn't get any better with age
"atec77" <"atec77 ** "@no-spam> wrote in message
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> homer wrote:
>> Bob Hope said that line in 1951
>>
>>
>> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
>> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
>>> They say banking is like sex.
>>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
> Didn't get any better with age
Perhaps - but did it get any worse?
"Peter Dingleberry" <Peter_DingleberryREMOVE@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "atec77" <"atec77 ** "@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:44d33f8f@no-spam
>> homer wrote:
>>> Bob Hope said that line in 1951
>>>
>>>
>>> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
>>> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
>>>> They say banking is like sex.
>>>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>> Didn't get any better with age
>
>
> Perhaps - but did it get any worse?
>
I'm losing interest in sex as I age...
On Fri, 4 Aug 2006 19:57:54 +1000, "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> typed
furiously:
>They say banking is like sex.
>The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>
Only if you've made a deposit.
--
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On Fri, 4 Aug 2006 23:04:33 +1000, "Mike Dale"
<mikedale@no-spam> typed furiously:
>
>"Peter Dingleberry" <Peter_DingleberryREMOVE@no-spam> wrote in message
>news:12d6g309c6irqbf@no-spam
>>
>> "atec77" <"atec77 ** "@no-spam> wrote in message
>> news:44d33f8f@no-spam
>>> homer wrote:
>>>> Bob Hope said that line in 1951
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
>>>>> They say banking is like sex.
>>>>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Didn't get any better with age
>>
>>
>> Perhaps - but did it get any worse?
>>
>
>I'm losing interest in sex as I age...
>
Don't tell us your problems!
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Date: Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:33:36 +1000
David wrote:
> On Fri, 4 Aug 2006 19:57:54 +1000, "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> typed
> furiously:
>
>
>>They say banking is like sex.
>>The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>
>
> Only if you've made a deposit.
LOL - very good
"David" <farookdas@no-spam> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 4 Aug 2006 23:04:33 +1000, "Mike Dale"
> <mikedale@no-spam> typed furiously:
>
>>
>>"Peter Dingleberry" <Peter_DingleberryREMOVE@no-spam> wrote in
>>message
>>news:12d6g309c6irqbf@no-spam
>>>
>>> "atec77" <"atec77 ** "@no-spam> wrote in message
>>> news:44d33f8f@no-spam
>>>> homer wrote:
>>>>> Bob Hope said that line in 1951
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
>>>>>> They say banking is like sex.
>>>>>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Didn't get any better with age
>>>
>>>
>>> Perhaps - but did it get any worse?
>>>
>>
>>I'm losing interest in sex as I age...
>>
> Don't tell us your problems!
Why did you assume it's a problem? (The answer is obvious, but you should
have the opportunity to clarify.)
Sandy wrote:
> They say banking is like sex.
> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
it's a typo .. he meant Bonking!
HTH
elZee
On Sat, 5 Aug 2006 11:32:38 +1000, "Otter" <konrad@no-spam> typed
furiously:
>
>"David" <farookdas@no-spam> wrote in message
>news:8cq6d2dshf4dkjrb2dke6t0q5irqve1ehf@no-spam
>> On Fri, 4 Aug 2006 23:04:33 +1000, "Mike Dale"
>> <mikedale@no-spam> typed furiously:
>>
>>>
>>>"Peter Dingleberry" <Peter_DingleberryREMOVE@no-spam> wrote in
>>>message
>>>news:12d6g309c6irqbf@no-spam
>>>>
>>>> "atec77" <"atec77 ** "@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>> news:44d33f8f@no-spam
>>>>> homer wrote:
>>>>>> Bob Hope said that line in 1951
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
>>>>>>> They say banking is like sex.
>>>>>>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Didn't get any better with age
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Perhaps - but did it get any worse?
>>>>
>>>
>>>I'm losing interest in sex as I age...
>>>
>> Don't tell us your problems!
>
>Why did you assume it's a problem? (The answer is obvious, but you should
>have the opportunity to clarify.)
>
Are the chemical suppressors starting to kick in?
--
David
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"David" <farookdas@no-spam> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 5 Aug 2006 11:32:38 +1000, "Otter" <konrad@no-spam> typed
> furiously:
>
>>
>>"David" <farookdas@no-spam> wrote in message
>>news:8cq6d2dshf4dkjrb2dke6t0q5irqve1ehf@no-spam
>>> On Fri, 4 Aug 2006 23:04:33 +1000, "Mike Dale"
>>> <mikedale@no-spam> typed furiously:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Peter Dingleberry" <Peter_DingleberryREMOVE@no-spam> wrote in
>>>>message
>>>>news:12d6g309c6irqbf@no-spam
>>>>>
>>>>> "atec77" <"atec77 ** "@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>> news:44d33f8f@no-spam
>>>>>> homer wrote:
>>>>>>> Bob Hope said that line in 1951
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
>>>>>>>> They say banking is like sex.
>>>>>>>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Didn't get any better with age
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Perhaps - but did it get any worse?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>I'm losing interest in sex as I age...
>>>>
>>> Don't tell us your problems!
>>
>>Why did you assume it's a problem? (The answer is obvious, but you should
>>have the opportunity to clarify.)
>>
> Are the chemical suppressors starting to kick in?
Why on earth are you asking me about your reaction to drugs?
"Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
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> They say banking is like sex.
> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>
>
Welcome back Sandy Howard.
Oh, you're not that Sandy.
Sandy wrote:
> They say banking is like sex.
> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
At least with sex you don't get charged for excessive withdrawals....
"I Am Annoying, Very Annoying" <driedtomatoes@no-spam> wrote in
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> Sandy wrote:
>
>> They say banking is like sex.
>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>
>
>
> At least with sex you don't get charged for excessive withdrawals....
>
>
not unless it's an unauthorized deposit, then you'll be charged.
On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 19:05:52 +0930, "I Am Annoying, Very Annoying"
<driedtomatoes@no-spam> typed furiously:
>Sandy wrote:
>
>> They say banking is like sex.
>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>
>
>
>At least with sex you don't get charged for excessive withdrawals....
>
Doesn't that depend on the divorce court?
--
David
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"sign here". I put "Sagittarius"
Trevor Fenn wrote:
> "I Am Annoying, Very Annoying" <driedtomatoes@no-spam> wrote in
> news:44D46678.987A5FB7@no-spam
>
>
>>Sandy wrote:
>>
>>
>>>They say banking is like sex.
>>>The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>
>>
>>
>>At least with sex you don't get charged for excessive withdrawals....
>>
>>
>
>
> not unless it's an unauthorized deposit, then you'll be charged.
Or a pre-mature deposit in which case your Bank lets you go
for a bigger Bank with a harder safe
Tomatohead <eatme@no-spam> wrote in
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> Trevor Fenn wrote:
>> "I Am Annoying, Very Annoying" <driedtomatoes@no-spam> wrote
>> in news:44D46678.987A5FB7@no-spam
>>
>>
>>>Sandy wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>They say banking is like sex.
>>>>The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>At least with sex you don't get charged for excessive withdrawals....
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> not unless it's an unauthorized deposit, then you'll be charged.
>
>
> Or a pre-mature deposit in which case your Bank lets you go
> for a bigger Bank with a harder safe
And of course if you're careless with you're deposits and they produce a
dividend then you'll pay and pay and pay big time.
"I Am Annoying, Very Annoying" <driedtomatoes@no-spam> wrote in
message news:44D46678.987A5FB7@no-spam
> Sandy wrote:
>
>> They say banking is like sex.
>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>
>
>
> At least with sex you don't get charged for excessive withdrawals....
>
>
But if you have a long term deposit you can be hit with charges if you
withdrawal early.
:-P
Trevor Fenn wrote:
> "I Am Annoying, Very Annoying" <driedtomatoes@no-spam> wrote in
> news:44D46678.987A5FB7@no-spam
>
> > Sandy wrote:
> >
> >> They say banking is like sex.
> >> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
> >
> >
> >
> > At least with sex you don't get charged for excessive withdrawals....
> >
> >
>
> not unless it's an unauthorized deposit, then you'll be charged.
LOL...... thanks for the laugh
Peter wrote:
> "I Am Annoying, Very Annoying" <driedtomatoes@no-spam> wrote in
> message news:44D46678.987A5FB7@no-spam
> > Sandy wrote:
> >
> >> They say banking is like sex.
> >> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
> >
> >
> >
> > At least with sex you don't get charged for excessive withdrawals....
> >
> >
>
> But if you have a long term deposit you can be hit with charges if you
> withdrawal early.
>
> :-P
Again a brilliant one liner.... LOL
I copied all those funny stuff.
David wrote:
> On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 19:05:52 +0930, "I Am Annoying, Very Annoying"
> <driedtomatoes@no-spam> typed furiously:
>
> >Sandy wrote:
> >
> >> They say banking is like sex.
> >> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
> >
> >
> >
> >At least with sex you don't get charged for excessive withdrawals....
> >
> Doesn't that depend on the divorce court?
Another good one LOL
I Am Annoying, Very Annoying wrote:
> Sandy wrote:
>
> > They say banking is like sex.
> > The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>
>
>
> At least with sex you don't get charged for excessive withdrawals....
Says who? <grins>
Yagu
Date: Mon, 07 Aug 2006 18:42:56 +1000
Trevor Fenn wrote:
> not unless it's an unauthorized deposit, then you'll be charged.
Just don't deposit into a hole in the wall.
Ewww!
L.
I Am Annoying, Very Annoying wrote:
> Sandy wrote:
>
>> They say banking is like sex.
>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>
>
>
> At least with sex you don't get charged for excessive withdrawals....
But you do get charged for premature withdrawals . . .
Lionel wrote:
> I Am Annoying, Very Annoying wrote:
> > Sandy wrote:
> >
> >> They say banking is like sex.
> >> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
> >
> >
> >
> > At least with sex you don't get charged for excessive withdrawals....
>
> But you do get charged for premature withdrawals . . .
Bwahaha
Lionel wrote:
> I Am Annoying, Very Annoying wrote:
> > Sandy wrote:
> >
> >> They say banking is like sex.
> >> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
> >
> >
> >
> > At least with sex you don't get charged for excessive withdrawals....
>
> But you do get charged for premature withdrawals . . .
or was it premature ejection ?
eeeewwww 2
Yagu
Sandy wrote:
> They say banking is like sex.
> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
Sex ? Oh, yes. I remember that ................ vaguely !
"Peter Dingleberry" <Peter_DingleberryREMOVE@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "atec77" <"atec77 ** "@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:44d33f8f@no-spam
>> homer wrote:
>>> Bob Hope said that line in 1951
>>>
>>>
>>> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
>>> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
>>>> They say banking is like sex.
>>>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>> Didn't get any better with age
>
>
> Perhaps - but did it get any worse?
>
The key to banking happyness is to diversify over many different asset
classes, or classy asses
Just don't let one bank know you're also banking at another, customer
loyalty programs increase the chances of an available teller when you want
one.
"MeOfCourse" <123@no-spam> wrote in
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> "Peter Dingleberry" <Peter_DingleberryREMOVE@no-spam> wrote in
> message news:12d6g309c6irqbf@no-spam
>>
>> "atec77" <"atec77 ** "@no-spam> wrote in message
>> news:44d33f8f@no-spam
>>> homer wrote:
>>>> Bob Hope said that line in 1951
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
>>>>> They say banking is like sex.
>>>>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Didn't get any better with age
>>
>>
>> Perhaps - but did it get any worse?
>>
>
> The key to banking happyness is to diversify over many different asset
> classes, or classy asses
>
> Just don't let one bank know you're also banking at another, customer
> loyalty programs increase the chances of an available teller when you
> want one.
>
>
>
There's room for a line here about ATM's but I think I'll leave it
alone.
"Trevor Fenn" <fennspam@no-spam> wrote in message
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> "MeOfCourse" <123@no-spam> wrote in
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>>
>> "Peter Dingleberry" <Peter_DingleberryREMOVE@no-spam> wrote in
>> message news:12d6g309c6irqbf@no-spam
>>>
>>> "atec77" <"atec77 ** "@no-spam> wrote in message
>>> news:44d33f8f@no-spam
>>>> homer wrote:
>>>>> Bob Hope said that line in 1951
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>>> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
>>>>>> They say banking is like sex.
>>>>>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Didn't get any better with age
>>>
>>>
>>> Perhaps - but did it get any worse?
>>>
>>
>> The key to banking happyness is to diversify over many different asset
>> classes, or classy asses
>>
>> Just don't let one bank know you're also banking at another, customer
>> loyalty programs increase the chances of an available teller when you
>> want one.
>>
>>
>>
>
> There's room for a line here about ATM's but I think I'll leave it
> alone.
Swallowing the card ?
On Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:16:28 +0800, "MeOfCourse" <123@no-spam> typed
furiously:
>
>"Peter Dingleberry" <Peter_DingleberryREMOVE@no-spam> wrote in message
>news:12d6g309c6irqbf@no-spam
>>
>> "atec77" <"atec77 ** "@no-spam> wrote in message
>> news:44d33f8f@no-spam
>>> homer wrote:
>>>> Bob Hope said that line in 1951
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
>>>> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
>>>>> They say banking is like sex.
>>>>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Didn't get any better with age
>>
>>
>> Perhaps - but did it get any worse?
>>
>
>The key to banking happyness is to diversify over many different asset
>classes, or classy asses
>
>Just don't let one bank know you're also banking at another, customer
>loyalty programs increase the chances of an available teller when you want
>one.
>
Nah! Just transfer to a credit union, You avoid most of those fees and
get a reasonable interest paid on any credit balances. You can have
accounts with as many credit unions as you like. They don't worry and
tellers are always available.
Customer loyalty programs are not worth entering. Flybuys requires you
to spend over three hundred dollars to get $1.00 in credit with their
program.
--
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"Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
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> They say banking is like sex.
> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
only the woman loses interest. not the man
"Dean T" <redxanth@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Johann vernkibkad" <j.vernkibkad@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:NwdFg.13915$rP1.10194@no-spam
>>
>> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
>> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
>>> They say banking is like sex.
>>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>
>> only the woman loses interest. not the man
>
>
> Really? How so?
>
My experience was it started with some of the ingredients in the wedding
cake.
"Johann vernkibkad" <j.vernkibkad@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
>> They say banking is like sex.
>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>
> only the woman loses interest. not the man
Really? How so?
"Dean T" <redxanth@no-spam> wrote in message
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>
> "Johann vernkibkad" <j.vernkibkad@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:NwdFg.13915$rP1.10194@no-spam
>>
>> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
>> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
>>> They say banking is like sex.
>>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
>>
>> only the woman loses interest. not the man
>
>
> Really? How so?
man shoots somewhere else, just before his partner comes.
In banking, unlike in sex, double entry is safer.
Johann vernkibkad wrote:
> "Dean T" <redxanth@no-spam> wrote in message
> news:dheFg.13937$rP1.2685@no-spam
> >
> > "Johann vernkibkad" <j.vernkibkad@no-spam> wrote in message
> > news:NwdFg.13915$rP1.10194@no-spam
> >>
> >> "Sandy" <boisdale@no-spam> wrote in message
> >> news:eav5mt$s5u$1@no-spam
> >>> They say banking is like sex.
> >>> The moment you withdraw you start losing interest.
> >>
> >> only the woman loses interest. not the man
> >
> >
> > Really? How so?
>
> man shoots somewhere else, just before his partner comes.
