AUS AVIATION 3537 RE ADULT TOY SHUTS DOWN AIRPORT
Date: Tue, 05 Oct 2004 00:59:33 +0930

From: Coop (vhbdq@no-spam)
Subject: Re: Adult toy shuts down airport

Dave Kearton wrote:

> David Bromage" <dbromage@no-spam> wrote in message > news:4160F1E9.2020400@no-spam October 4, 2004 - An > adult toy shut down a key regional airport for > | almost an hour today when it was mistaken for a bomb, Queensland police > | said.
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> | The vibrating object was discovered at Mackay Airport by a security > | officer who noticed the suspicious package inside a rubbish bin at the > | terminal cafeteria at 9.15am (AEST), a police spokeswoman said.
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> | Cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said her staff had been cleaning tables > | when they noticed a strange humming noise coming from the rubbish bin.
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> | "It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming > | furiously," she said. "We called security and next minute everybody was > | being evacuated while they checked it out."
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> | The police spokeswoman said the terminal was evacuated immediately.
> | Passengers who had arrived on a recent flight, check-in staff, cafeteria > | employees and hire car personnel were all forced to leave.
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> | "Another two flights were expected to land at that stage but alternate > | arrangements were made for the passengers to collect their luggage away > | from the terminal," the spokeswoman said.
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> | She said the emergency situation was revoked just before 10am when the > | package was identified as an "adult novelty device".
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> | AAP > |
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> Makes you wonder what they would have done if it was discovered a few > minutes later when the bin wouldn't be humming, but moaning "Oh God, Oh > God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, "
>
> Cheers >
> Dave Kearton
Sort of gives a new meaninf to "F**king up the system" doesn't it?

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